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Christmas is Coming Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…
Nov 132009

I was at Barnes and Noble today reading a pregnancy book and I came across a chapter about boobs. It was talking about how your boobs change during pregnancy, so of course I had to take a peek at my own. I look down and am amazed at what I see…. (drumroll please)…. CLEAVAGE!  This is something I am definitely not used to.  I think I have been so attentive to my ever-growing belly that I didn’t even notice this remarkable new development. Being pregnant before, you would have thought I would have seen this coming, but I completely forgot about the best part of pregnancy (alright, the miracle that is part of my amazing husband and I growing in my uterus is great too)…I GET BOOBS! Well, hello Pamela Anderson! (ok, that’s a stretch… long stretch) Maybe I can get Kasee to pay for implants after Evan pops out- I could get used to this! :) 2010 Christmas present along with a tummy tuck, honey? ha!

That may just make up for ¼ of the morning sickness I’ve experienced in the last 5 months, but DEFINITELY not the hemorrhoids, no, not the hemorrhoids.

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  1. Katie says:

    Krista, my lovely friend, this is a topic that I am all-too-familiar with. If after you have Evan, your cleavage goes away, give me a call… I’ve been wanting to downsize my own for awhile now. Maybe we can work out a 2-for-1 deal with the surgeon. ;)

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