Krista, I was listening to my cheesy mixture of ballads in the car, and somewhere in between such agonizing motifs as “Baby Come Back” by Player and “How am I Supposed to Live Without You?” by the man himself (yes, I’m talking about Michael Bolton), “You’ll be in my Heart” by Phil Collins made it’s … Read More
When I got out of the shower this morning, I started to walk into my bedroom, but was stopped by my perpetual desire to look at myself in the mirror. Call it vanity, insecurity, need for validation… whatever-I really don’t care why I do it- I just know that I need to. It gives me … Read More
I know, I know… Its way too early to start dragging out the lights and glass ornaments that didn’t break last year, all in the name of “tradition.” However, does that mean that its too early to get excited about the holidays?
I conducted an interesting case study (unknowingly) a few days ago, in which I … Read More
In light of the unfortunate events in our nation over the past few days, I’ve decided to make today’s post a serious one. No parodies, no sarcastic jargon, no cynical impressions of society. When I woke up this morning, I stumbled into the kitchen like I do most mornings, poured myself some coffee, and sat … Read More
So, I’ve been giving it some thought, and after much deliberation, I’ve decided to state the obvious: Women. Have. Needs. Now, I know what you may be thinking, and- No, I’m not necessarily referring to unrestrained passion between the sheets- though that is very, VERY important. Nay, there is one thing that is slightly more … Read More
I would like to apologize for just now getting back to my blogs. I’ve decided that the sole functions of college are: A. turn your brain into mush. B. make you forget anything outside of the realm of school in order to make room for loads of useless knowledge in your short term memory bank. … Read More
So, I’ve decided that professors not only have a tendency to harp on subjects that have no relevancy to the subject for which the class is for, they do it purposefully. Maybe they don’t want to be teaching the class anymore than I want to be here- yes, I’m in class right now. I decided … Read More
Friend, what can I say? We’ve seen each other through much worse than this, but I do sympathize with you… Although my days of being “in the family way” are long gone, I remember all-too-well the woes of bladder/bowel overactivity/dysfunction. I’m no doctor, but call yours- If he seems apathetic or reluctant to give … Read More

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