I have to say, Jacob is such a pro at this trick-or-treat thing. I’m not sure if it’s all the Dora, The Explorer “halloween” shows, or our talk with him about how he can get lots of candy if he rings the doorbells of houses and says, “trick-or-treat?”, but man… he got mommy LOTS of … Read More
So, I’ve been giving it some thought, and after much deliberation, I’ve decided to state the obvious: Women. Have. Needs. Now, I know what you may be thinking, and- No, I’m not necessarily referring to unrestrained passion between the sheets- though that is very, VERY important. Nay, there is one thing that is slightly more … Read More
I would like to apologize for just now getting back to my blogs. I’ve decided that the sole functions of college are: A. turn your brain into mush. B. make you forget anything outside of the realm of school in order to make room for loads of useless knowledge in your short term memory bank. … Read More

You will understand why I put this picture here soon…
So, I have the craziest pregnancy dreams, FYI. You may not want to read this if you don’t want to hear about my sex dream.
So, I had a dream about Jacob (my 2 year old son) and 2 of my other friend’s toddlers killing this bad … Read More
So, as you probably already know, I am pregnant. This will probably be the subject of many posts to come in the next 5 months.
If you have ever been pregnant, you probably understand. You have a baby who takes over your entire body and mind for 9 months, which leaves little room for anything else.
With … Read More
So, I’ve decided that professors not only have a tendency to harp on subjects that have no relevancy to the subject for which the class is for, they do it purposefully. Maybe they don’t want to be teaching the class anymore than I want to be here- yes, I’m in class right now. I decided … Read More
So, it’s a new day. I’m SO over my dysfunctional bodily functions and have much better things to talk about now. Like, lets see… Pregnancy.
If you are reading this and are pregnant, I hope you can take comfort, or at least have a good laugh, out of this post.
So, I thought it would be fun … Read More


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